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Hello

sameerzeeni

Hi friends & Moderator,

wanted to ask something about put some smile on peoples face, i means there should be some jokes blog or something, please some one create something for jokes, where people can share their jokes, just for some fun.

what do you think guys ?

Regards

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Julien

Feel free to post your jokes on the Oman forum or in the expat cafe ;)

sameerzeeni

thanks julien

ainawy15

i strongly agree with you

the website should be more active and full with interaction between mebebers to forget about thier lonliness and expat

yah... by providing jokes here would be one way to help improving this website


khalil
translator

sameerzeeni

5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,

I hV aids.....lol

sameerzeeni

NURSE kept MANÂ’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN MAN STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
MAN: next is URINE TEST

hahahaaa....

sameerzeeni

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.....lol

hahahaaa...

sameerzeeni

in da worl there r
POSTMEN
.
but no POSTWOMEN

Quastion?
.
think
?
.
?
think more
donno ?
.
.
.
because womens r taking 9 months for 1 delivery

hahhahaaaaa

sameerzeeni

one monkey has born new baby monkey, she started loving babe monkey so much, to seen this big babe monkeys got jelous,
one night big babe monkey put some poison on his mom breast, next day morning he saw his dad was dead...
hahahaaaa....

sameerzeeni

Teacher to a Nursery Student:
“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss. ”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000, then Sleep one night with me Plzzz....hahahhaaaaa...
will u be my teacher honey ? lol

sameerzeeni

i agree too...i dont see these kind of participations...

sameerzeeni

At the end of da year.

Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.

Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.

Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.

Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.

Special thanks to all my friends,

who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year..:)

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