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Hi Houwayda

hi faida

mmmmmmm the craziest thing I've done today is when I tried to catch my neighbor's runaway chicken , although I'm afraid of loosed chickens.

Faida albayati wrote:

mmmmmmm the craziest thing I've done today is when I tried to catch my neighbor's runaway chicken , although I'm afraid of loosed chickens.

hahahahah sounds funny
and u catched it at the end or not?

my ankel was twisted :lol:and the chiken run away

oh sorry
hurts?

I was living in a certain country, i was so bored and alone, i needed to get out
so i took a walk down the street for about 15 min of walk i noticed decorated cars were parked across the
street and many more were arriving i realised that a wedding was about to  take place then i rushed
to my apartment jumped on my expensive tuxedo, put on my classic shoes, sprayed some dolce&gabana
i was good to go.  i went to this wedding without getting invited, by  bypassing the security guards.
i got free beers, girls' numbers and a rush of adrenaline.

OliverQuest wrote:

I was living in a certain country, i was so bored and alone, i needed to get out
so i took a walk down the street for about 15 min of walk i noticed decorated cars were parked across the
street and many more were arriving i realised that a wedding was about to  take place then i rushed
to my apartment jumped on my expensive tuxedo, put on my classic shoes, sprayed some dolce&gabana
i was good to go.  i went to this wedding without getting invited, by  bypassing the security guards.
i got free beers, girls' numbers and a rush of adrenaline.

hahahahahahahahah
like that
i ll do it one day

the men in white coats will find where i have been hiding if i say anything...

hELLnoi wrote:

the men in white coats will find where i have been hiding if i say anything...

I ate the men in white coats with some fotherbeans and a nice chianti.

mas fred wrote:

hELLnoi wrote:

the men in white coats will find where i have been hiding if i say anything...

I ate the men in white coats with some fotherbeans and a nice chianti.

Thanks. Now I can put this in memoriable quotes!

one day i had a date..was well dressed & parfumed and was in hurry stepping outside of the hotel, the glass door was very clear and no stickers on it, so i just ran into the invisible door then fall down to the floor......everybody and me were laughing at me even my GF which was standing in front of the hotel

Move to Jordan!

The craziest thing I ever did was get a boyfriend.

The craziest thing i ever done was to take pictures of the State house in the country I'm currently living, i didn't know it was the state house until i noticed flags... you don't really wanna know the rest. It turned nasty.

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

The craziest thing I ever did was get a boyfriend.

would get a girl friend now?

OliverQuest wrote:

I was living in a certain country, i was so bored and alone, i needed to get out
so i took a walk down the street for about 15 min of walk i noticed decorated cars were parked across the
street and many more were arriving i realised that a wedding was about to  take place then i rushed
to my apartment jumped on my expensive tuxedo, put on my classic shoes, sprayed some dolce&gabana
i was good to go.  i went to this wedding without getting invited, by  bypassing the security guards.
i got free beers, girls' numbers and a rush of adrenaline.

Hahahaha, that sound funny. weren't you asked for your invitation card?

my craziest things are.............uncountable!!!!
here's few of it..

1. once i stuck my left leg in barbwire while trying to jump over it..

2. fart in TransJakarta (a commuter bus) and people heard that...

3. 2 days ago, a policeman pulled me over in Jakarta main road called Sudirman and ask for my papers (in bahasa : surat-surat, --> surat is letter, in english) and i replied "i don't have letters, i have emails"

Asked masseuses at a Chinese massage parlor to join me and my friends to have some drinks and told them I'd pay them.  When they hesitated and said "no" to me, I told them it was my friend's birthday and would pay them 100 RMB/hour/person just to drink with us. And they still said "no" and laughed at me. Then the boss lady got a bit grumpy and told me to leave, the thing is me and my friends were drinking across the street.  So we couldnt stop shouting from across the street and told them to come over.

What makes it so funny is that the girls there are actually working girls yet the boss told them not to take my money and chose to sit around doing nothing, instead.

Go one then, I'll give it a go.

I went over a humped back bridge at 100MPH on a 500cc Honda. Adrenaline rush.

I'd never flown but I did a parachute jump from 2,000 feet.
Adrenaline rush.

I was fed up with work so I buggered off to the south of France for two weeks - by aforementioned Honda.

I'd had a serious argument with a dear lady girlfriend and was in a really bad mood.
I'd bought a kebab and a can of coke and went to a quiet lane I knew to get some peace and quiet.
The cops drove past.
The cops turned around.
The cops came back.
I wound down my window and waited for the usual daft question, "Sir, can you tell me why you're here?".
"Sure", replied I, "I've just been boozing with some mates and fancied a kebab before I drive to Doncaster to get a prostitute".
It took him a moment but he saw the funny side.

Plenty more and, yes, all true.
I'm as mad as a hatter.

Out of the many weird experiences I can remember, one is ending up at the ladies' rest room after I had a party with my colleagues in Thailand. I wasn't very drunk but before I realized what's happening, I was already in the ladies',searching for the urinal! Unfortunately, my friends got me out before I was given a slap or two. Haha

craziest things? probably when im drunk.my friends doesnt like when im drunk coz i do a lot of crazy things way back then. and they would just tell me when im sober about what happened and i feel so humiliated after that. sin.ce then i drink moderately.lol

I joined this website.

I don't do crazy stuff , i mean everything thing i do have a reason , crazy is to do things that completly unreasonable
here goes
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last year at college we had a horrible professor who kept picking on students with allllot of verbal abuse so i started sending him roses & choclate & romantic letters at home , called after 12 pm & when his wife pick up i hang up , later he found out & failed me so i had to take it on summer course , was totally worth it though ,
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I have the most loyal friends ever so if one of us got the idea to break into hell & steal the pitchfork of lucifer the rest wud be all for it
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anyway my girlfriend used to live in different country & couldn't come to egypt on her own so we faked letter from the university to her father to ask him to give some lectures on political science & then when he came my friends wud gather all their friends & we wud hijack one of the college room so he'd give lecture to real audience . we even convinced the college adminstration that we're making a short film & gave her father fake honorarry master
also totally worth

While riding motorcycles down northern California coast I ordered for breakfast one day a Banana Split. They all laughed, but i had best breakfast.

wake up,being awesome, and sleep again- did it daily.

Guardian wrote:

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I have the most loyal friends ever so if one of us got the idea to break into hell & steal the pitchfork of lucifer the rest wud be all for it

hEE2 just try....

I tamed the devil inside me. Turned myself into a good soul. (No offense to the imposter) Just joking.

I got married and moved to Java without the first clue what I was going to do to earn a living.